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Branded
Plagued by visions, a former advertising executive (Ed Stoppard) uncovers a clandestine campaign designed to usher in a new era of unbridled consumer consumption around the world, which leads to an epic battle with hidden forces that control the world.
5 December 1945, Bogodukhov, Kharkov Oblast, Ukrainian SSR, USSR [now Bohodukhiv, Ukraine]
25 December 1971, Bryansk, RSFSR, USSR [now Russia]
21 September 1958, Tashkent, USSR [now Uzbekistan]
12 March 1966, Grozny, Chechen-Ingush ASSR, Russian SFSR, USSR [now Chechen Republic, Russia]
10 April 1929, Lund, Skåne län, Sweden
19 April 1971
September 07, 2012
This movie makes absolutely no sense.
September 26, 2012
Satire usually implies at least a little bit of humor, and Branded is mostly humorless -- if it was ever actually trying to be funny, then it fails. If a satire should be pointed, then this movie is more on the dull side.
September 07, 2012
Its ambition is decimated by its absurdly slapdash assembly and fogged messages on the zombification of consumerism.
September 07, 2012
It's not every day you see an ostensible satire that's never funny on purpose but is frequently hilarious by accident.
September 10, 2012
To borrow a hamburger chain's refrain, not lovin' it.
January 21, 2013
Branded" is a confusing sci-fi thriller that takes itself much too seriously.
September 11, 2012
Nothing more than a freshman's first term paper for a sociology 101.
September 11, 2012
There's almost a Seussian vibe in this heap, but no hint that it's intentional.
September 07, 2012
The worst of the worst, but serious connoisseurs of le bad cinema shouldn't pass it up.