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The Three Musketeers (2011)
A solemn and dangerous mission by a powerful young man named Dartjannan. Dartjannan forces in agreement with three former legendary men to fight a fierce battle and looks like a fateful battle. They must cooperate to achieve an exciting mission in Europe that lies in trying to thwart a vicious plot that threatens to overthrow the king and destroy European countries, and perhaps there will be a global war that will destroy the world.
1 May 1973, Bielefeld, Germany
25 May 1964, Lisburn, Northern Ireland, UK
3 March 1972, Celle, Lower Saxony, Germany
28 September 1998, Berlin, Germany
31 January 1966, Enfield, London, England, UK
22 November 1965, Østerbro, Copenhagen, Denmark
5 September 1981, Munich, Bavaria, Germany
13 January 1977, Canterbury, Kent, England, UK
March 03, 2012
Never has failure looked this good!October 21, 2011
Jovovich tries hard to be terribly, terribly wicked, but her performance finds a hitherto unknown middle ground between Divine in Pink Flamingos and Halle Berry in Catwoman that's just embarrassing.October 21, 2011
In the worst possible case, this could go on and on, but please, let's hope it doesn't.March 19, 2012
It's fun for a Saturday afternoon viewing, but it will ultimately go down in the annals of movie history as yet another forgettable adaptation.September 22, 2012
The film may have its fun moments but this adaptation does nothing more than make these Three Musketeers look like a bunch of Stooges.December 30, 2012
A befouling of Dumas.October 23, 2011
Call it the Robert Downey Jr. Meets Sherlock Holmes Effect. A classic popular adventure gets overblown, juiced-up, and generally CGI-ified.September 19, 2012
While you're busy looking at the special effects, you'll begin to notice that there's not really anything in the way of substance like a well-thought-out plot and characters that you care about.October 21, 2011
This version of the Musketeers story can't decide if it wants to be an old-fashioned tale of swashbuckling adventure and palace intrigue or a cheeky, effects-heavy rethink of some iconic characters a la the Guy Ritchie-directed Sherlock Holmes.October 21, 2011
Every time you think it can't get any stupider, it gets right up in your face, calls you "bro," and gets stupider.October 24, 2011
Even the most liberal viewer is likely to echo Milady's thoughts of D'Artagnan: "You are very amiable, no doubt, but you would be charming if you would only depart."October 07, 2015
Paul W. S. Anderson's take on the Dumas classic is almost like the cinematic equivalent of CliffsNotes.